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Abraham Lincoln was actually hammered in the ass so much that he died from being...
– Timmy, Abe Lincoln sketch (via wkukquotes)
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Firing squad commander: Do you have any last words?
Frank Rosenthorpe: Yes. Just three.
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Man: Listen, I'm a very wealthy man!
Jerry Bronham: Wealthy men mean good lawyers, Bob! The decision's getting easier all the time!
Man: I have children! I have three sons at home!
Jerry Bronham: Three sons grow up to be three grown men, Bob! Grown men with vendettas against their father's murderer!
Man: Help! Jesus!
Jerry Bronham: Uh oh, Bob, he's getting Jesus involved! Better hurry, it takes Jesus 4.5 seconds to get to earth!
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I thought you were a pizza /
But you were just my heartbreak /
Insects and...
– Trent Reznor sketch (via wkukquotes)
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Suck my presidential cock, bitch! You fatass piece of shit! You tub-of-lard...
– Abe Lincoln sketch (via wkukquotes)
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WKUK 2012 Tour
fuckyeahtrevormoore:
Visit http://trevormoore.org for tour dates and link to tickets!
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